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• It’s Wales

  12 May, 2014 - 09:00 pm

  I walked into a bar and two large women with heavy accents were having an argument. I asked “Are you two ladies from Scotland?” “It’s Wales you fool!” replies the larger of the two. “I’m sorry” I replied, “Are you two whales from Scotland?” That’s the last thing I remember.

• It’s Wales

  12 May, 2014 - 09:00 pm

  I walked into a bar and two large women with heavy accents were having an argument. I asked “Are you two ladies from Scotland?” “It’s Wales you fool!” replies the larger of the two. “I’m sorry” I replied, “Are you two whales from Scotland?” That’s the last thing I remember.

• Died in the service

  12 May, 2014 - 08:56 pm

  One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and said quietly, “Good morning son.” “Good morning, pastor,” the boy...

• Died in the service

  12 May, 2014 - 08:56 pm

  One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and said quietly, “Good morning son.” “Good morning, pastor,” the boy...

• Restaurant

  15 Feb, 2012 - 03:30 pm

  A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and...